Sneaky Sneakers

Computing Cover Up…

Computing classes targeting the senior members of society… just another cover up for conspiracy plans?!

Abandoned…

An electric wheelchair abandoned inside a local pub is evidence that appearances can be deceptive – surely an OAP would be more likely to need their wheelchair after consuming alcohol?!

Escaping!

Local businesses give OAPs discounts…

 

 

Recent evidence shows that local businesses are giving OAPs discounts on food. Reasons for this are unclear, but it is thought that it could be due to a secret alliance between business owners and the elderly…

Train Traitor

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OAPs from a “coach trip” in a Scottish service station. Real motives of OAPs are unknown…

The “Hoist”

An ominous looking contraption known as the hoist within “care homes”.  Reportedly used to lift OAPs from bed to chair for example, these devices could actually be used for some other kind of purposes involving training OAPs to perform special tasks or even keeping fitness levels up…

Recent Sightings

BINGO!

OAPs playing Bingo in an arcade on Redcar sea front. What better way to spend a Friday afternoon?!