Old people always have nice cars. Fact.
Despite having nice cars, old people always drive at least 10mph below the speed limit. Fact.
– WHY!?!
Is it just to annoy the younger generations? – Or the people with cars that can barely reach the speed limit?! Could it be because old people have far too much free time that they don’t know what else to do with it?!
An alternative, and plausible theory is that the government provide oaps with nice new cars and encourage them to drive below the speed limit in order to enforce the law on society as a whole. Slow drivers force other drivers to stay within the speed limit, but simultaneously aggravate a small number of drivers to over-take, and break the speed limit – giving the traffic police people to charge and fine.
In addition to this, oap drivers can be used to challenge learner drivers – behaviour such as cutting lanes at roundabouts and emergency stopping for no reason, making learners fail their tests and causing them to spend even more money.
It is not a coincidence…. It’s a government set up..
It all makes so much sense now!
The slow driving, the aggravating of other drivers, the pointless and random manoeuvres, its all there so the government can once again make money off us…. How was it i didn’t notice these signs earlier!