Types of OAP

The Couple

The Couple

At first sight they appear to be an innocent elderly couple out for a stroll. Watch them carefully and you’ll notice how frequently they drift apart and go their separate ways. The truth is, one of them is always acting as a lookout whilst the other watches, listens and collects information.

The Helpless Old Lady

helpless-lady

Every neighbourhood has it’s own frail old lady that people think kindly of and help out whenever they can. In reality, they’re moles, integrated into society to obtain vital information.

The Shopper

The Shopper

Posing as innocent shoppers with their bags and trolleys these OAPs are the most dangerous. No-one ever suspects them of anything, and no-one ever knows what they’re hiding – it could be coding devices, recording equipment, or even weapons of mass destruction…

One Response to Types of OAP

  1. I always knew there was something strange about OAP’s….

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